Thai Dee

We hit up Thai Dee again tonite around 7:30. Place wasn't bumpin yet so we got tha preferred smaller table closest to tha door. I like to stay far as far away from tha kitchen as possible, even though no matter where you sit you're gonna end up smellin like soy sauce and fried shrimp.I was wearing house pants cuz I'm fuckin fat. Not sure if tha ladies who work there are even from Thailand, they look more Chinese to me, but wut tha fuck do I really know anyways, they wear sarongs an shit. They recognize us by now and knew we wanted some potstickers and crab rangoon from tha jump. Margay can't eat tha potstickers cuz they're tha pork variety and they didn't have tha vegetarian. Weirdo pescatarian/vegan/vegetarians beware, the menu says shrimp but it's really pork. We discovered this upon interrogation of the waitress. I'm a big fan of swine and can eat 2 pounds of bacon at a time. They're on point, but not quite as good as tha Kahuna vegetable joints. Most def worth a look though. Tha crab rangoons are good too, although tha crab and cheese doesn't make it's way all around and the last bite is normally just breading. You can play that off by dippin em in reverse with tha sawce they come with, it's on some spicy duck sawce style steez. After I dropped 9 packs of sugar in my tea, tha Chinese lady came back and took our orders. I went Pad Thai no onions, Margay went somethin I forget tha name of it but it was shrimp and tofu on some spagetti noodles with tha sawce all on it. Tha plate they put his out on was sizzlin an smokin crazy, tha old wites sittin at tha table next to us were creepin, askin tha waitress wut it was. Game is sold not told old wites, recognize. The Pad Thai was good as always, big pieces of egg in there, and tha chicken was good as well, although they kinda skimped on that shit a little. I finished mine, it took like 20 minutes but I did it. Margay got tha rest of his boxed up. The bill was like 30 bux, an we left a $10 tip. That's tha only reason I think these people like to see us, cuz they know we tip appropriately. A little hint for all you broke fuckers out there eatin, quit bein cheap, tip big on small tabs. They remember and will show you some love everytime you come through. Make a box of mac n'cheese at tha res if you can't come correct. It's not a good look.